Singaporeans Woken from Deep Slumber by News of Two Confiscated HDB Flats
Singapore - A nation slept soundly last night after authorities confiscated two HDB flats for breaking the minimum occupation period (MOP) rule. Netizens reported sleeping like babies, with some experiencing the best sleep of their lives.
"I slept so deeply I thought I died and went to heaven," said one netizen. "Normally I toss and turn thinking about all the HDB flippers out there, but last night was pure bliss."
Another netizen likened the news to a warm cup of milk before bedtime. "It relaxed me knowing that justice prevailed. I'm usually up at night worrying about housing affordability, but this put my mind at ease."
According to experts, the confiscations triggered a phenomenon called "schadenfreude coma," where one sleeps extra soundly knowing others are suffering. The deep sleep is attributed to feelings of glee and vindication.
"There's nothing more soothing to Singaporeans than hearing about someone's investment going sour or plans getting foiled," explained sleep psychologist Dr. Yuan Shi De. "It's like a lullaby for the soul."
Some citizens see the confiscations as just the tip of the iceberg, and are calling for more. "How can I sleep when there might be thousands of undiscovered cases out there?" asked one concerned netizen.
However, others caution against rash actions. "We must be careful not to catch too many HDB flippers," warned a netizen. "If Singaporeans sleep too well for too long, we may end up in an irreversible vegetative state. moderation is key."
Despite divided opinions, one thing is clear - nothing helps Singaporeans rest easy like knowing a flipper's dreams have been shattered. For now, citizens continue enjoying their justice-induced comas, getting the best sleep they've had in years.
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