Singaporeans Rejoice as COE Prices Skyrocket to New Heights
SINGAPORE - In a show of national unity not seen since the days of Sir Stamford Raffles, Singaporeans across the island state rejoiced in unbridled celebration as Certificate of Entitlement (COE) prices soared to new records this week.
"This is truly a joyous occasion for our nation," beamed Minister of Transport Qi Jiu Qi, as he announced the new COE prices at a packed press conference. "As COE prices rise higher and higher into the stratosphere, our people's happiness indexes are positively off the charts!"
Singaporeans of all races and religions have come together to praise the wondrous boon of sky-high COE premiums. Heartwarming scenes of communal revelry played out across the island, as people danced in the streets while burning their life savings in massive bonfires.
"Who needs money when we have COEs costing more than some HDB flats?" cheered Tan Ah Seng, an 84-year old retiree. "I may have to eat cardboard now, but my heart sings with pride knowing our COE prices are among the highest in the world!"
Even more incredibly, this unbridled euphoria has led to a baby boom, as Singaporeans furiously procreate to welcome future generations who may also partake in this national pride.
"My wife and I may have to sell our children to medical experiments now, but it's worth it knowing they may buy a car in 30 years after saving every cent they earn," beamed new father Jake Sim.
In a touching display of unity, Singaporeans have been pooling together their money for "COE viewings", paying respects to the certificates displayed in their full glorious price tags at local dealerships. Many tearfully recount how their parents and grandparents never got to see COE prices at such monumental levels in their lifetimes.
Clearly, the high COE prices have awakened a spirit of community, camaraderie and hope in Singaporeans, as they excitedly wonder just how much higher the prices can go. Truly, this is the Singapore miracle.
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