Singaporeans Ecstatic to Cram into 'Harry Potter Closet' Condos for Just $800K
In a shocking turn of events, enthusiastic property buyers are ravenously snapping up tiny "condomiums" that offer little more than four walls and a view of a field.
These modern-day broom closets marketed as "luxury living" have drawn much fanfare from Singapore's aspiring elite, who excitedly mortgage their futures for the privilege of living like Harry Potter.
"It's a steal at just $800,000!" gushed one eager buyer. "My budget only allowed a 4-room BTO, but now I get to live the high life in a real condo!" He gestured proudly at his 300 sq ft habitat - slightly smaller than two HDB master bedrooms combined.
When asked if he could afford such a loan on his salary, he scoffed and insisted the bank approved his loan because he clearly made enough money. "The bank won't lend me money I can't pay back right? I'll just cut back on avocado toast."
Another satisfied customer raved about her cozy, perfectly sized unit. "I love that my bedroom, living room, dining room and kitchen are all one multi-functional space. Who needs walls anyway?" She then demonstrated how her dining table converts into her queen-sized bed in a swift motion.
The ultra-efficient kitchen occupies just one tiny corner with a 2-cubic-feet fridge, 1 cubic-foot oven and a tiny sink. "Everything I need," she declared.
But the best part was the view, buyers emphasized.
One unit boasted unobstructed views of a grass patch, where buyers envisioned their future children frolicking freely if they could ever afford to have kids after paying their mortgage.
Another touted views of an empty field where noisy construction of public housing will soon provide free entertainment. "It'll be like living next to a year-long National Day Parade performance!" exclaimed one excited buyer unironically.
When asked if these shoebox units might be overpriced, our interviewees looked confused. "Property always goes up what," one buyer asserted matter-of-factly. "Confirm make money one, the experts said so. Actually I think it's quite cheap already."
As buyers continue snapping up tomatoes, oops we mean condominiums, experts say prices can only go upwards.
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