Singaporeans Clamor for Freedom of Complaint on Western Social Media Site
SINGAPORE - In a strange twist of fate, crowds of Singaporeans have flocked to Reddit, an American social media website, to freely complain about the evils of Western culture.
"We come to this Western website so we can use our freedom of speech to explain how freedom of speech is bad," explained loyal citizen Mrs Tan (not her real name). "If only Singaporeans were not corrupted by dangerous Western ideals like the ability to criticize authority figures."
Other upright citizens voiced concerns that Singaporeans were losing their traditional Asian values, like unquestioningly obeying the government and never voicing discontent.
"Back in my day we didn't have Western luxuries like 'freedom of expression,'" grumbled senior citizen Mr Lee (also not his real name). "We just did what we were told. Kids these days are too free."
Some model citizens even blamed Western technology itself for eroding Singaporean mores.
"Internet brings dangerous ideas like democracy and civil liberties," warned campus activist Kenneth Soh. "Too much freedom will ruin Singapore. We should only be allowed to access government-approved websites that encourage obedience."
At press time, Singaporeans were flocking to Reddit to malign the evils of Reddit.
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