iPhone 15 Goes Hot for Curry
New Delhi - A new study released today by the Indian Institute of Advanced Technological Hyper-Boleh reveals that the overheating issues in Apple's newest iPhone 15 models can be squarely blamed on India's national dish - curry.
Researchers found conclusive evidence that trace amounts of turmeric, cumin, and fiery Bhut Jolokia peppers are contaminating the iPhone production lines at Apple's manufacturing facilities in India.
"We hypothesize that microscopic curry particles are getting lodged in the phone's internal components, acting as an insulating blanket that causes the phone to rapidly overheat," explained lead researcher Dr. Gurpreet Singh. "Our tests show that just a few microscopic grains of curry powder is enough to push the iPhone's internal temperature past 120°F in minutes."
Apple is desperately working on a solution, code-named "Operation Curry Detox." Engineers are reportedly designing tiny curry-catching filters for insertion into the iPhone assembly line ductwork.
Meanwhile, Apple is recommending that users frequently blow on their iPhones to cool them down until a permanent fix can be implemented. They are also advising customers in India to switch to less spicy foods like plain rice or bread while using their iPhones to avoid further curry contamination.
Some experts counter that the real culprit could be India's notoriously unreliable infrastructure and inexperienced workforce. But Apple insists that's impossible, since all their products are innovative magic crafted by pixie dust and unicorn horns.
In the meantime, Apple faithful continue lavishing praise on the iPhone 15 as a technological work of art, referring to the searing heat as an innovative new feature called "Hand Warmer Mode" that will come in handy this winter.
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